Unwell Season 4/Episode 7- Fallout

by Jessica Wright Buha

A quest for snacks

Who do you reach out to?

I are/We am/I was/We will always be

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This episode features: Clarissa Cherie Rios as Lily, Amelia Bethel as Marisol, Marsha Harman as Dot, Joshua K. Harris as Rudy, Michael Turrentine as Wes, Pat King as Chester, Isa Ramos as Spikes, Krista D'Agostino as Hazel, Katelyn Tinius as the lady on the intercom.

Written by Jessica Wright Buha, sound design by Laurence Owen, directed by Jeffrey Nils Gardner, theme music composed by Stephen Poon, recording engineer Mel Ruder, associate producer Ani Enghdahl, Theme performed by Stephen Poon, Lauren Kelly, Gunnar Jebsen, Travis Elfers, Mel Ruder, and Betsey Palmer, produced by haydée r. souffrant, Unwell lead sound designer Eli Hamada McIlveen, Executive Producers Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Nils Gardner, by HartLife NFP.

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INT. FENWOOD HOUSE, STAIRS - NIGHT

SFX: FOOTSTEPS DOWN THE STAIRS.

LILY

Okay, so the kettle corn is gone, but we've still got the Fritos.

MARISOL

I feel like we ate all the Fritos.

LILY

No.

MARISOL

You opened the bag, Lily! When we were all

playing Risk.

LILY

But we didn't kill it.

MARISOL

I think we killed it.

LILY

There's gotta be something downstairs.

SFX: SOFT KNOCK.

LILY (cont'd)

Wes? We're going to get snacks. You in?

SFX: DOOR CREAKS OPEN.

LILY (cont'd)

Wes? Where is he?

MARISOL

He went to Main Street. Didn't he?

LILY

Oh yeah, he said at dinner he was--

SFX: DISTANT SOUND OF THE BOTTLING WORKS EXPLODING.

LILY (cont'd)

Dang, he's gonna get rained on. Poor guy.

MARISOL

But he doesn't get wet, does he?

LILY

I think so. His clothes get wet. Right?

MARISOL

You know what--they totally got muddy when he was

running around with Spikes filming the hayride.

God, that feels like a million years ago.

LILY

Mari, have you told Spikes that Wes is back yet?

MARISOL

No.

LILY

Oh, wow. Cause lying worked so well last time.

MARISOL

You know, I've been thinking about that. I think

I was right not to tell Spikes that Wes is a

ghost.

LILY

Really.

MARISOL

And I definitely shouldn't have told her the

moment we found out.

LILY

But it's her friend--

MARISOL

He didn't even know he was a ghost! You think I

should've told her before we told him?

LILY

Okay, yeah, no.

MARISOL

Yeah. No.

LILY

But you should've just said he was working

through some stuff, and he'd be back when he was

ready. Not that he was in St. Louis.

MARISOL

I didn't want her to worry.

LILY

It was a worrisome situation. We could've worried

together

MARISOL

Yeah.

LILY

Mari, you gotta tell her he's back.

MARISOL

I will, for sure--the second the wolves are gone.

The last thing we need is a kid running around--

SFX: FROM THE KITCHEN, DOT AND SPIKE LAUGH.

MARISOL (cont'd)

Wait.

LILY

What?

MARISOL

Thought I heard--Hey, Dottie?

DOT (O.S.)

Quick! Hide!

LILY

What's going on down there?

SFX: FOOTSTEPS AS LILY AND MARI ENTER THE KITCHEN. KITCHEN SOUNDS: CAT

CLOCK TICKS. DOT IS LAUGHING TO HERSELF.

LILY (cont'd)

You just sitting here cackling to yourself, Mom?

DOT

Life's a gas--what can I say.

MARISOL

Hey Dottie, why’d you say "hide" just now?

DOT

Just talking to myself. Hide the evidence! It's

Lily and Mari, and I ate the rest of the Fritos.

LILY

There were some left?

DOT

There WERE some left.

SFX: RUSTLE OF AN EMPTY CHIP BAG.

LILY

Dangit.

DOT

Sorry.

LILY

Well, there's always the

peanut butter crackers.

DOT

Hey, anybody seen Wes?

MARISOL

The orange ones?

LILY

Yeah.

MARISOL

Those are so gross.

DOT

Lily!

LILY

What!

DOT

Where's Wes?

LILY

He went into town.

DOT

Fuck a duck. Really?

LILY

Yeah.

MARISOL

I think he was headed to Main street?

DOT

Maybe I'll join him.

LILY

Now?

DOT

Always love a midnight cruise round town.

MARISOL

Dottie, I don't know if you should drive when

you're tired.

DOT

That's more a guideline than a rule.

LILY

Mom, just, no. You want to get a game out? We

could do Monopoly.

DOT

Monopoly?!?

LILY

And it's gonna rain anyway. That thunder was crazy.

DOT

So we're just gonna let Wes walk home in the rain. For two miles?

LILY

Mom--

DOT

Let's go pick him up! Come on. I'll let you

drive.

LILY

I don't know.

MARISOL

We could stop by 7-11 for more snacks on the way.

LILY

True.

DOT

Would it kill us to do one nice thing for Wes?

One nice thing. Once.

LILY

Alright, sure. Lemme just get a bra on.

MARISOL

Why.

LILY

Cause I... you know. I just do.

MARISOL

Have you never gone out in public without a bra?

LILY

Not really.

DOT

What!

MARISOL

Oh, it's fun.

DOT

Go for it, Lily! Let your ta-tas do the cha-cha.

LILY

Oh, Mom! No! Ugh. Fine. Lemme just grab my shoes,

which are... um...

MARISOL

Think they're upstairs with mine.

LILY

Oh, right. Thanks.

SFX: MARI AND LILY HEAD BACK UP THE STAIRS.

DOT

Meet you at the car!

(low, to Spikes)

Come on, you can sneak in through the hatchback.

INT. CAR - NIGHT

SFX: RADIO PLAYS A RANDOM SONG. CAR ENGINE WHIRRS.

DOT

What's Wes even doing downtown?

LILY

I don't know, Wes stuff, saving people, looking

for bottlecaps. Doesn't he have a collection now?

MARISOL

If he's into bottle caps, he might be at the

bottling works.

LILY

I don't think he's that into bottle caps.

DOT

Be a lot easier if we could call him.

LILY

I thought he had a cell phone.

MARISOL

Pretty sure that was a ghost phone.

SFX: TEXT MESSAGE NOISE

LILY

Maybe he bought a new one. That isn't Wes, is it,

Mom?

DOT

No, it's Russell. "Are you okay?" That's sweet.

(typing)

Still farting along.

SFX: WHOOSH OF THE TEXT SEND SOUND. MORE TEXT MESSAGES COME

IN.

MARISOL

Someone's devoted.

DOT

He says--

SFX: DOTTIE BREATHES IN SHARPLY.

LILY

Mom?

MOM

Stop the car.

LILY

What?

MOM

No, go faster.

LILY

Why?

SFX: MARI'S PHONE GETS A TEXT. LILY'S PHONE GETS A TEXT.

SUDDENLY A TON OF TEXT MESSAGES COMING IN.

LILY (cont'd)

Someone tell me what's happening.

MARISOL

It's gone.

SFX: THREE SHARP TONES COME FROM THE RADIO.

ANNOUNCER

(d) We interrupt this program. The Mount Absalom

Emergency Management Agency has issued the

following message. There has been an explosion at

800 North Main Street.

LILY

What is that?

MARISOL

Bottling Works.

ANNOUNCER

(d) Keep tuned to this station for further

emergency information. All normal broadcasting

has been discontinued during this emergency. This

message will now repeat.

SFX: THREE BEEPS.

ANNOUNCER (cont'd)

(d) We interrupt this program. The Mount Absalom

Emergency--

SFX: SNAP AS THE RADIO IS TURNED OFF.

DOT

The fuck is going on.

LILY

It's okay--it's the middle of the night. No one's

in there.

MARISOL

Those walls are, like, a foot thick. What

happened to it.

SFX: TEXT MESSAGES ARE STILL COMING IN.

DOT

Marcus says the whole north half is gone.

LILY

It's gone?

MARISOL

Was it the boiler?

LILY

Must've been a gas leak. Shit. We gotta go doorto-

door, shut off the service lines.

DOT

HURRY.

SFX: THE ENGINE ACCELERATES.

INT. CAR - TWO MINUTES LATER

SFX: ENGINE ROARS AS LILY SPEEDS DOWN THE ROAD. POLICE SIREN

WAILS, THEN GETS CLOSER. BRAKES SLAM. THE SIREN IS QUITE

LOUD. [SCENIC NOTE: A POLICE CAR IS BLOCKING THE ROAD]

LILY

Shit, what do I do here.

MARISOL

Ditch the car. Go on foot.

LILY

Yeah.

DOT

No, Lily, drive! We're still half a mile away!

LILY

The street's blocked.

DOT

Drive on the sidewalk!

LILY

Mom, I can't--

DOT

Then ram it!

LILY

I'm not ramming a cop car!

CHESTER (O.S.)

Excuse me! Excuse me.

SFX: FOOTSTEPS APPROACH.

DOT

Chester. Fuck.

SFX: SHARP RAP OF KNUCKLES ON THE GLASS OF THE CAR WINDOW.

CHESTER (O.S.)

Excuse me!--

SFX: ZIP OF WINDOW GOING DOWN.

CHESTER

No vehicular traffic--

LILY

Yeah, we got that.

CHESTER

Oh, Lily! Thank goodness--I need your assistance.

LILY

Okay. What's the latest?

SFX: LILY OPENS THE CAR DOOR. LILY AND MARI GET OUT.

CHESTER

It's all a touch overwhelming.

LILY

You turned off the gas yet?

CHESTER

The... what?

LILY

You gotta turn off the gas.

MARISOL

Chester, was anyone hurt?

CHESTER

No. Well, just a few scrapes--superficial. Sophia

Freundlich said she and Wes were the only--

DOT

Wes? Wes, you mean Fenwood Wes?

LILY

Chester, the gas.

CHESTER

Wes is fine, Dottie.

MARISOL

Can you turn that siren off, please?

CHESTER

Yes, sorry.

SFX: FOOTSTEPS TO THE COP CAR.

LILY

Chester, we need to shut off the gas NOW.

SFX: SIREN IS TURNED OFF.

LILY (cont'd)

Chester!

CHESTER

The gas? To the bottling works?

LILY

No, to the whole town!

SFX: DOT OPENS HER CAR DOOR.

CHESTER

The whole town?

LILY

Mom, stay in the car!

SFX: CARDOOR SLAMS. DOT'S FOOTSTEPS AS HEADS DOWN THE STREET.

DOT

I'm going to the bottling works.

LILY

It's too dangerous!

DOT

Stop me.

LILY

I don't want to physically restrain you, but--

DOT

You don't understand, I have

to! I have to go. Someone

could be hurt! I have to help

them!

LILY

--I have twenty hours of

paramedic training and I

worked the night shift at a

Starbucks so don't test me.

DOT

Lily, I've got texts from twenty different

people. "Dottie, I'm freaking out." "Dottie, what

should we do." I gotta do something.

MARISOL

Hey Dot, why don't you let Lily and I go to the

bottling works, and you can stay here and--

DOT

Fuck that.

MARISOL

--and if we find anyone who's distressed or needs

someone to talk to, we'll send em right to you.

Okay? Okay?

DOT

Yeah. Okay.

MARISOL

Good. Let's go.

SFX: LILY, MARI, AND CHESTER WALK AWAY DOWN MAIN STREET.

LILY

I'm serious about shutting off the gas, Chester.

CHESTER

Yes, but there's been no

evidence--

LILY

Even a hairline crack in one

of the service lines--

DOT

(chant/singing)

Hey! Who's sad! Come talk to Dottie, cause it's

all going to be fine! And I should have packed

some purse wine like Maureen always does. But

maybe I have something else!

SFX: LILY, CHESTER, AND MARISOL'S FOOTSTEPS FADE DOWN MAIN

STREET AS DOT RUSTLES THROUGH HER PURSE

LILY (O.S.)

We had an earthquake when I lived in Tacoma, and

we had to go door-to-door shutting off the

valves...

SFX: TRIUMPHANT RATTLE OF ALTOIDS.

DOT

I got mints!

SFX: FROM INSIDE THE CAR, SPIKES KNOCKS HER KNUCKLES ON THE

CAR WINDOW.

DOT (cont'd)

Oh shit, right. Sorry. Gotta pop the hatchback.

SFX: HATCHBACK OF AN SUV OPENS.

DOT (cont'd)

Lemme help you out, Scissors.

SPIKES

It's Spikes, Mrs. Harper.

DOT

Spikes, Spikes, sorry.

SFX: THUMP AS SPIKES HOPS DOWN FROM THE OPEN HATCHBACK.

SPIKES

Found Wes yet?

EXT. MAIN STREET - NIGHT.

SFX: NIGHT SOUNDS. LILY, MARISOL, AND CHESTER WALK.

LILY

We heard the explosion all the way at Fenwood.

There's probably cracks in all these foundations,

maybe damaged service lines. You want more

buildings to blow up?

CHESTER

No, heavens no, but you must understand--[than

there's no heat.]

LILY

We have to turn off the gas. For the whole town.

Shut it down at the utility station.

MARISOL

You really think--?

CHESTER

We can't--!

LILY

If there's structural damage--

CHESTER

If we ask the gas company to shut off the service

to Mount Absalom, then each home will have to be

professionally inspected, one-by-one, before they

will restore service. Which will take weeks.

LILY

I don't know WEEKS.

CHESTER

Leaving six hundred people without the means to

cook their meals--

LILY

We have to do something.

CHESTER

Yes, but it must be the right thing.

SFX: NIGHT SOUNDS. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT TO DO.

LILY

Isn't Mayor Lopez supposed to be making these

decisions?

CHESTER

This can be resolved. The interruption will not

thrill her, but...

SFX: RUSTLE AS CHESTER GETS OUT HIS WALKIE-TALKIE. A CLICK AS

HE PUSHES THE BUTTON.

CHESTER (cont'd)

Hazel, come in.

LILY

Where's Hazel?

CHESTER

She's at the bottling works.

MARISOL

At the bottling works?

LILY

What's she doing there?

SFX: CHHH OF STATIC AS HAZEL ANSWERS

HAZEL

(over the walkie-talkie)

This is Hazel.

LILY

Where's Sheriff Joshi?

HAZEL

(over the walkie-talkie)

He's walking Ms. Freundlich home. Is that Ms.

Harper?

CHESTER

Hazel, do you smell natural gas?

HAZEL

(over the walkie-talkie)

Oh, Chester. How ridiculous.

LILY

Don't give me "ridiculous"--how else did it

explode?

HAZEL

(over the walkie-talkie)

And I hope, Chester, that you haven't been

listening to Ms. Harper's "expertise" on this

matter.

LILY

You're saying a building just blew up on its own.

HAZEL

(over the walkie-talkie)

Certainly not. It was the boiler. The pressure

gauge must have been faulty.

CHESTER

You're sure it was the boiler.

HAZEL

(over the walkie-talkie)

I examined it personally. Now, if there's nothing

else--

LILY

You really don't smell any gas leaks?

HAZEL

(over the walkie-talkie)

Ms. Harper.

LILY

(to herself)

Jesus.

HAZEL

(over the walkie-talkie)

The situation is under control. Your presence,

while appreciated, is unnecessary.

LILY

Oh gosh, well, if you say so.

HAZEL

(over the walkie-talkie)

Enough. Chester? Chester!

CHESTER

Yes, Hazel.

HAZEL

(over the walkie-talkie)

I found some minerals that look promising. The

infusion starts tonight.

SFX: HISS OF STATIC AS HAZEL SHUTS OFF HER WALKIE-TALKIE.

LILY

The infusion?

MARISOL

So she's not looking for survivors--

CHESTER

Sophia Freundlich and Wes were the only--

MARISOL

--she's just, what, pillaging the bottling works?

CHESTER

Hazel has devised a plan, and that plan requires

certain materials.

MARISOL

Certain minerals.

LILY

What's the plan.

CHESTER

A way to regain control.

LILY

Oh, really? How, exactly?

What's the plan, Chester?

CHESTER

It's unsafe for anyone to

wander around the works at

present.

CHESTER (cont'd)

May we focus on securing the bottling works!?

MARISOL

Yeah, securing it from Hazel.

LILY

You're really not going to tell us what her

secret plan is?

CHESTER

Certainly: sheer folly. The less said on it, the

better.

SFX: NIGHT SOUNDS. SILENCE.

MARISOL

Okay, so we're securing the bottling works.

Chester, are you talking, like, nailing the

windows shut--or, are there even windows? What's

the situation.

CHESTER

The damage was extensive. We may have to be

satisfied with caution tape around the perimeter.

Which is, ah--in the patrol car. Drat.

MARISOL

We'll go back and get it.

LILY

Guys, I'm going door-to-door. Even if it wasn't

the gas that caused it, an explosion that big

could have cracked some of the service lines. I

gotta check it out.

CHESTER

That may not be a waste of time.

LILY

Thanks. Okay, so you all're gonna grab the tape,

I'm gonna check for leaks, and let's meet back

here, ah... whenever we're done.

SFX: MARISOL LAUGHS AT THE ABSURDITY OF THAT SITUATION.

MARISOL

Okay. Call if you need anything.

LILY

You, too. And be safe, yeah?

MARISOL

Same.

EXT. RUSSEL'S STORE - NIGHT

SFX: NIGHT SOUNDS.

SPIKES

Wes? Wes!

DOT

He'll find us. There's one road to Fenwood, and

we're blocking it.

SPIKES

Wes!

DOT

Look at those stars. You even seen stars like

that?

SPIKES

They're amazing.

DOT

Fucking amazing. Go on--say it: Fucki--

SPIKES

I'm sorry, Mrs. Harper, I really need to find

Wes, like, now. The second Aunt Mari sees I'm

here, she's making me go back to Indianapolis.

DOT

How's she gonna find out? I'm not telling her.

We'll get you a wig--Jody’s got a couple wigs,

we'll get one from her-- put you up in 3C, and

you can stay at Fenwood forever. We'll call you—-

not your name, something else. You pick. What do

you want to be called?

SPIKES

I don't know.

SFX: WHOOSH AS WES APPEARS.

WES

Spikes?

SPIKES

Wes!

DOT

There you are.

SPIKES

Wes! Wes! Ahhh! Can I hug you?

WES

Yes!

SFX: RUSTLE OF CLOTHING AS THEY HUG.

SPIKES

You still feel the same. Sorry, is that a weird

thing to say?

WES

No.

SPIKES

Thanks for your letter. It was the coolest.

WES

I wanted to go to you—

SPIKES

You should’ve!

WES

--but I wasn't sure I could. I've been thinking

about you a lot. I--[hoped I'd see you again.]

It's really good to see you.

SPIKES

Same-zies. Did I just say "same-zies"? Why?

WES

Marisol should've told me you were coming in

town!

SPIKES

Oh, she doesn't know--no one does. It's kinda a

secret trip.

DOT

Shhh. Don't tell.

WES

Oh-- but-- your parents didn't drive you?

SPIKES

No, I took a bus. And then a cab from Julian--oh

my God, it cost so much--it was--[crazy]

WES

Your parents let you take a bus?

SPIKES

Oh no, my parents think I'm sleeping at

Marinetti's house.

DOT

Parents don't need to know everything.

WES

Oh. I just know my parents would've been really

worried.

SPIKES

No, no--they're totally not, cause they think I'm

at Netti's

WES

But we should definitely tell Marisol. Right,

Dot?

DOT

Tell Marisol what? This is just our brand-new

boarder named... Svetlana.

SPIKES

I thought I got to pick my new name.

WES

I really don't think--[this is a good idea]

SFX: RUDY'S SAD FOOTSTEPS APPROACH.

DOT

Hey, who's there? Dammit, why do we only have a

half moon. That's not you, Mari, is it?

RUDY

No.

DOT

Oh, it's you.

SPIKES

Hey, Rudy!

RUDY

Hi.

Dottie, why are there no bars in Mount Absalom.

DOT

I don't know. Someone should open one--hey, Rudy,

why don't you? Now that you're done betraying all

your friends, you've got time, right?

RUDY

I'm sorry.

DOT

Assface. With a... vomit brain?

(to herself)

That's not it.

WES

It's good to see you, Rudy.

RUDY

Hey, Wes. Spikes.

SPIKES

Stars look good tonight.

RUDY

Yep. The neverchanging everchanging cosmos. Not

us, though. For us, in the end, it's just the

dark.

WES

Rudy...

DOT

Got it. You're a slimy shitperson with an

asscheek face and armpits for brains. Yes!

RUDY

A fool. I am a fool.

DOT

All right, Jesus, lighten up. Mint?

SFX: CLANG/CLICK AS AN ALTOIDS TIN IS OPENED.

DOT (cont'd)

They're cinnamon.

RUDY

Thanks.

SFX: ALTOIDS CLATTER AS RUDY TAKES ONE OUT.

DOT

You're welcome.

RUDY

Why do you stay, Dot?

DOT

In Mount Abs?

SFX: RUDY CHEWS THE ALTOID.

RUDY

A madman in the woods, buildings exploding--

DOT

Town's got its quirks, sure. But you can't beat

the people.

That's why I stay--I mean, also cause I said I

would, but--I dunno. I got friends here. And they

care about me, and show up, and make me tea, and

listen--

RUDY

You can get that anywhere.

DOT

No, dipshit, you can't.

This is why he doesn't have any friends.

SFX: RUDY CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY.

RUDY

Yeah.

WES

Rudy, everything's going to be okay.

DOT

Shitballs, I can't believe Wes is trying to make

you feel better. WES, the guy who just had a

building fall on him.

RUDY

You were in the bottling works?

WES

Yeah. I was fine. I guess, obviously.

RUDY

What happened?

WES

So I'm in the bottling works with Sophia, and I

suddenly start to hear this echo in the pipes.

RUDY

What do you mean an echo.

WES

Well, first I hear this sound--kind of like a

clatter. No, not a clatter--

RUDY

(remembering)

Was it a thunk?

WES

Yes! Like a metallic thunk, and then the sound

kinda started to grow.

SPIKES

Get louder?

WES

No--it's hard to explain. Instead of fading,

like,

(saying each "echo" softer)

echo, echo, echo

it just kept getting stronger, and then it spread

to all the pipes, and then it spread to the

walls, and then it was too much. The works

couldn't handle it.

DOT

You think a sound blew up the bottling works.

WES

I know it seems impossible. But the sound was so

strange, like--

RUDY

A crowbar hitting stones as it sank down a well.

WES

Yeah!

RUDY

Thunk, clatter, scrape.

WES

Rudy! Were you there?

RUDY

No. I was twenty feet under Town Hall.

DOT

Twenty feet!

WES

How do you--

RUDY

But I made that sound. I threw my crowbar down

the well under town hall--oh, there's a well

under town hall (not dried up--quite active). The

point being--

SPIKES

Rudy, I really don't think that sound was from

your crowbar--

RUDY

Yes, an impossible thing, unless--wait, unless it

was no ordinary echo, unless the physical object

itself underwent a transformation--transforming

from a physical, tactile object to something

else. A sound wave

DOT

What.

RUDY

Which underwent--hold on.

Which underwent a fracturing. It grew, yes, but

only to a point. And a fractured sound wave is an

a object in a state of weakness. Said another

way, by transitioning from solid to sound wave,

the opportunity for a fracturing, a fading, a

dissipation presents itself.

WES

You're saying that if you throw an object into

that well, you can transform it into sound waves?

RUDY

I'm saying I can fix this.

WES

Fix what?

RUDY

All of it. Reconcile with the Fenwood folk,

DOT

Ha!

RUDY

Solve the mystery of the telescope, banish the

wolves,

SPIKES

The wolves?

RUDY

Stop the wanton destruction--all of it.

WES

I wouldn't call it wanton destruction.

DOT

Yeah, and how're you gonna do it?

RUDY

The same way you fix any problem. Precise

assertiveness. Thanks for the mint.

SFX: FOOTSTEPS FADE.

WES

Night, Rudy.

DOT

Precise assertiveness, where does he come up with

this shit? Aww, I miss that fucker.

SPIKES

What did Rudy mean by wolves?

WES

That's just a temporary problem.

DOT

Oh, the Mount Abs wolves? Yeah, they're

everywhere.

SPIKES

They are?!?!

DOT

You saw them outside Fenwood when you walked in,

didn't you.

SPIKES

No. I mean, I saw your new dog sleeping on the

porch--

DOT

Wasn't a dog. It was asleep? That's weird.

WES

The wolves aren't bad. They're just very

sensitive.

DOT

You want to see them?

SPIKES

YES.

WES

Spikes--

DOT

There's usually some by town

hall. Come on.

WES

Hey! Why don't we just wait here for Marisol? The

stars are incredible, aren't they?

SPIKES

Wes, I gotta see the wolves. You just said they

weren't bad.

WES

They're not, but they're just really really

really sensitive.

DOT

If you're too much of a scaredy-cat, then stay

here. Come on, Spikes.

SPIKES

We'll be back in like, one second.

WES

Spikes.

SFX: DOT AND SPIKES' FOOTSTEPS WALK OFF.

DOT

First rule of the wolves: you don't want to get

too close.

WES

Spikes!

DOT

They will growl, they will snap--don't think

they've actually bitten anyone yet.

SPIKES

Come on, Wes!

WES

Okay, I'm coming.

DOT (O.S.)

Oh hm, maybe they have--I'm trying to think.

SFX: WES' WALKING FOOTSTEPS TURN INTO A RUN

WES

Hey, wait up!

EXT. THREE-FLAT NEAR TOWN HALL - NIGHT.

SFX: BUZZ OF APARTMENT BUZZER.

APARTMENT LADY

Hello?

LILY

Hello, this the Mount Absalom Volunteer fire

department! Do you smell gas in your home?

APARTMENT LADY

No. It's so late.

LILY

Yes, sorry. Could you let me into the basement so

I can check there?

APARTMENT LADY

All right, goodnight, dearie.

LILY

Wait, excuse me! Hello? Hello!

SFX: LILY SIGHS SHARPLY, AND BUZZES AGAIN.

DOT (O.S.)

Watch out! He'll get you!

SPIKES (O.S.)

They're beautiful.

LILY

Oh my God--MOM!

EXT. TOWN HALL - NIGHT

SFX: FOUNTAIN BURBLES. NIGHT SOUNDS. WOLVES BREATHE AND

SOMETIMES GROWL? SOMEWHAT NEUTRAL WOLF NOISES.

DOT

That one's usually by Fenwood. Hey, Mr. Snaps!

Having a night on the town?

SPIKES

That's the one I thought was your dog.

DOT

Really? The gray one?

SPIKES

Yeah.

LILY (O.S.)

MOM!

DOT

Dammit.

LILY

Hey, Mom!

WES

Lily, no yelling.

LILY

I said stay by the car! Oh my God, Spikes.

SPIKES

Hi, Lily.

LILY

Is it really her?

WES

It's really her.

LILY

Spikes, tell me your mom drove you.

SPIKES

No. I took a bus.

LILY

Oh my God.

DOT

Surprise!

LILY

You knew about this?

DOT

Jesus, Lily, she's not a child.

LILY

SHE IS A CHILD. She's thirteen years old.

DOT

What?

SPIKES

I'll be fourteen in May.

DOT

Oh God.

LILY

I'm calling Mari.

SPIKES

Don't!

DOT

Honey, do your parents know you're here?

SPIKES

No.

SFX: LILY TAPS ON A PHONE SCREEN. SOFT RINGING IS HEARD.

DOT

Oh, no.

I'm so sorry, I thought you were older.

LILY

Did you look at her, Mom?

MARI

(on the phone, very faint)

Hello?

LILY

(into her phone)

Hey Mari, get to town hall. Spikes is here--yes,

really here.

MARI

(on the phone, very faint)

Spikes??? What the fuck?

LILY

(into her phone)

I'm with her. She's safe.

MARISOL

(on the phone, faintly)

Stay there. I'm coming.

WES

Spikes was always safe.

LILY

(into her phone)

Okay. Bye.

SFX: TAP AS LILY HANGS UP THE PHONE.

LILY (cont'd)

Well, this is not great.

WES

Spikes been safe this whole time.

LILY

Wes, you are sleeping on the job, and it's

bullshit.

WES

Excuse me?

DOT

Hey, no! Inappropriate.

SPIKES

Lily, it's not his fault.

LILY

I just need a little bit of help keeping everyone

safe, okay?

WES

Lily--

LILY

Can you do that?

WES

I am doing my best with a difficult situation.

SFX: THE WOLVES START TO GET INCREASINGLY AGITATED.

LILY

They're by the wolves, Wes!

WES

Spikes wanted to see a wolf, so--[I let her.]

LILY

Of course she did! And you say, "no!"

WES

Lily--

LILY

All you have to do is keep them safe.

WES

I AM DOING MY BEST! My absolute cardinal best.

And if my best isn't good enough--

LILY

It's not good enough. Do better.

WES

--THEN GET THE HELL OUT!

SFX: THE WOLVES ARE INCREDIBLY AGITATED AT THIS POINT. AND IS

THAT A RUMBLE OF LEGIT THUNDER IN THE DISTANCE???

LILY

You get the hell out, man, if you're just going

to be dead weight.

SFX: THAT CROSSED A LINE.

LILY (cont'd)

Sorry.

WES

I can't leave.

SFX: THE WOLVES ARE DEVASTATED (SOFT SAD HOWLS??). THE WIND IS

DEVASTATED. LILY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

SPIKES

Everyone's okay, Wes! I'm safe!

SFX: THE WOLVES STOP GROWLING. THEY PANT, AND MAKE HAPPY/

SOOTHED DOG NOISES.

SPIKES (cont'd)

You did great.

WES

They're just really sensitive.

SFX: FOOTSTEPS AS MARISOL RUNS IN.

MARISOL

Hey, Spikes!

SPIKES

Quiet, Aunt Mari!

MARISOL

Come here.

SFX: HUG!

DOT

I want a hug.

MARISOL

Don't do this to us, man.

SPIKES

I'm sorry.

WES

You don't need to worry, Marisol. Everything is

safe and under control.

LILY

Obviously.

SFX: THE WOLVES START TO GROWL AGAIN.

DOT

I have cake! At the house. The emergency cake.

Let's go back and have some, yeah?

SFX: THINGS START TO CALM DOWN.

SPIKES

What kind is it?

DOT

It's sponge cake with a hidden center of

delicious creme.

LILY

Mom, don't open the emergency twinkies.

DOT

Is it not "emergency" enough?

LILY

They're not good anymore.

SFX: DOT, WES, AND SPIKES'S VOICES FADE AS THEY GET AHEAD.

DOT (O.S.)

Lily keeps trying to throw out the Twinkies, but

they are fresh as lil' daisies cause they never

go bad.

MARISOL

Spikes, I'm driving you back tomorrow!

SPIKES (O.S.)

Okay.

WES (O.S.)

They must go bad sometime.

SPIKES (O.S.)

Are they ghost twinkies?

SFX: DOT, WES, AND SPIKES LAUGH IN THE DISTANCE.

LILY

Ohh, now I wish I had worn a bra, cause I'm a

little turned on--

MARISOL

Yeah, that's a side effect.

LILY

--but I kinda need every part of my brain to

focus on this shitshow.

MARISOL

I don't know about shitshow, Spikes seems to be

okay--

LILY

I mean with Wes.

MARISOL

What you do you mean with Wes.

LILY

When Wes got mad, the wolves got mad.

MARISOL

That's not that weird. Aren't animals really

sensitive to emotions?

LILY

And then Spikes calmed him down, then everything

was calm.

MARISOL

Right, cause animals pick up on emotions.

LILY

This was different. There was some sort of

connection between Wes and the wolves.

SFX: MARISOL LAUGHS.

MARISOL

So you think Wes is secretly part of a wolf pack?

LILY

No.

MARISOL

Because that's bonkers.

LILY

I think the wolves are part of Wes.

SFX: MARISOL STOPS WALKING. SILENCE. NIGHT SOUNDS.

MARISOL

What.